NATURAL T provides non-stop, gustbustin, ass-shakin jams for the
hip and those who desire to be thought of as hip. Past gigs have
included the following:
If you want a guaranteed good time with great music, contact Natural T. $ negotiable!
Natural T rarely performs sexual favors and most shows are suitable for a groovin'audience. .He digs the earth and the beats it makes and the roots to which it tightly
clings....like a Klingon. Natural T loves you, despite your shortcomings!!!
hip and those who desire to be thought of as hip. Past gigs have
included the following:
 | birfdays | |
| weddings | |
| funerals | |
| 4th of July fireworks freekouts | |
| frat/sorority keggers | |
| pool parties | |
| campfire jumps | |
| fishin' parties (replete with sashimi) | |
| Biker Burnout '04, '05, '06 | |
| love thy neighbor jamboree (replete with love!) | |
| weekly Arnold's LoveFest ( Waikiki fri/sat -- free$$) | |
| Barn Dance from Hell! (with chizzlik and pissin from above!) | |
| gradiation parties! | |
| Pain -healin parties | |
| Holiday Get Crazy Boogie Downs! |
Natural T rarely performs sexual favors and most shows are suitable for a groovin'
clings....like a Klingon. Natural T loves you, despite your shortcomings!!!
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"Hey You!! Lizard Hoof!" the man hollered.
"Yes?" replied Lizard Hoof, lazily.
"Why you got the Lizard Hoof?" the man queried.
"Reckon I don't know," responded Lizard Hoof.
"Part lizard, I reckon-- or ya revere the lizard," stated the man.
"Revere, I reckon," finalized Lizard Hoof.
"Yes?" replied Lizard Hoof, lazily.
"Why you got the Lizard Hoof?" the man queried.
"Reckon I don't know," responded Lizard Hoof.
"Part lizard, I reckon-- or ya revere the lizard," stated the man.
"Revere, I reckon," finalized Lizard Hoof.
NATURALT
the long road ahead....